I always knew I was meant to write for SNL’s “Weekend Update”

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one to find the cover of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit edition visually disturbing. When the address label is more than ample to cover the bottom of the swimsuit on cover model Kate Upton, it’s just too darn small. Oh well, guess that’s one more reason to be thankful that spring training is underway and sports photographers and reporters will be otherwise occupied once again. Check out what SNL had to say around minute 33 of this week’s broadcast.